Disclaimer: If you don’t like getting your nails done, then you will hate me by the time you finish reading this post. 

My mom’s friend, Katie, owns this nail salon called The Painted Nail. Not only is it the best nail salon in LA but they’re about to launch their very own line of nail polishes. Normally, I’d be all *yawn* about this biznass but their product is LEGIT.

* Non-carcinogenic * Vegan * Cruelty free!

& the colors are ridiculous.

There are actually 2 different colors layered on my nails in the pic above. “Stiletto”, which is made to look like patent leather; and “Stalkerazzi”, which is a clear lacquer with iridescent flecks in it. When you put em together, the iridescent pieces look red, yellow, and green. Looks like Gwen Stefani’s Jamaican dream come true. 

Katie, asked some rich and famous people to name a few colors. Betty White, Hilary Duff, Teri Hatcher… and then of course she called me. Because obviously, I’m in the royal ranks with these queens. That’s a joke, people. I don’t know how I became a part of this. But it rules. Of course I picked the boldest, most obnoxious colors. (I’ve got the fashion sense of a 12 year old).

The colors I named are “RIOT!” (it’s the brightest sparkliest blue ever), “beware of you” (A super rich and bold blue), “H-bomb” (this one looks like The Emerald City), and “Miz Biz” (a dark but really bold green). I have “RIOT!” layered on top of “beware of you” on my toes right now. Looks freakin’ bad ass but I refuse to post a pic of my toes cause there are too many creepy foot-loving people on the internet these days. 

Okay, I’m sorry for making such a long post about nail varnishes. Do you hate me yet? Anyhoo, make sure to pick up one of these babies when they come out.

[EDIT:] omg, even I hate myself after reading this. 

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